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I nearly died laughing today. Seriously. So my friend, Rachel, she was sitting by me at lunch, and I was like are you going to eat that? She replies no and I ask her if I could have it, but she doesn't give it to me. She told me she was going to feed it to the poor. Seriously? I know we need to take this a little bit more seriously, but the way she said that made me crack up laughing. You may not think it is funny, but oh, it was funny!